The Complainer's Dance

All or parts of this dance have already been done at all of the Chicagoland clubs, but now the steps are finally put on paper for your enjoyment. (Also available at Mark Cosenza's website; http://countryedge.com/)

KNEE POPS RIGHT, KNEE POPS LEFT

Scowl the entire time while performing these moves

WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO PATRONS AND RETURN

SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, KICK & STAMP, HEEL TOUCH

WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO DANCE INSTRUCTOR AND RETURN

To make the transition from count 26-27 more fun, make a big scene in front of everyone to let them know you disapprove

For those who would like some variation for counts 25-32, or if the dance instructor shows disinterest in what you have to say, the following alternative move can be done:

HEEL SWIVELS, SCOOT BACK WITH HANDS UP

WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO CORPORATE AND RETURN

REPEAT