All or parts of this dance have already been done at all of the Chicagoland clubs, but now the steps are finally put on paper for your enjoyment. (Also available at Mark Cosenza's website; http://countryedge.com/)
KNEE POPS RIGHT, KNEE POPS LEFT
1
Step right slightly forward and with weight on ball of right, pop right knee inward
5
Step left slightly forward and with weight on ball of left, pop left knee outward
Scowl the entire time while performing these moves
WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO PATRONS AND RETURN
9-10
Walk off the dance floor
11-12
Go from table to table and complain to all of the patrons
SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, KICK & STAMP, HEEL TOUCH
17
Cross arms in disapproval, scoot back on left
19-20
(Repeat counts 17 and 18)
22
Stamp right down in disgust
&23
Step back on left and touch right heel forward
&24
Step both feet back together (right, left) and transfer weight to left
WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO DANCE INSTRUCTOR AND RETURN
25-26
Walk off of the dance floor
27-28
Go to the dance instructor and complain
32
Return to the dance floor
To make the transition from count 26-27 more fun, make a big scene in front of everyone to let them know you disapprove
For those who would like some variation for counts 25-32, or if the dance instructor shows disinterest in what you have to say, the following alternative move can be done:
25-26
Walk off of the dance floor
27-28
Go to the management, complain and try to get the dance instructor fired
32
Return to the dance floor
HEEL SWIVELS, SCOOT BACK WITH HANDS UP
33
Swivel heels to the right
34
Swivel heels back to center
35
Swivel heels to the left
36
Swivel heels back to center
37
Stamp down right in disgust
38
Stamp down left in disgust
39
Scoot back on both feet and hold hands up in the air and tell all of the people to stop doing the dance
40
Hold your breath in protest
WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO CORPORATE AND RETURN
41-42
Continue step 40 as you walk off of the dance floor
43-44
Go to the telephone, call corporate headquarters (you may now exhale) and complain
46-48
Return to the dance floor