Dance to the heavy 4-count bass beat, not the underlying fast waltz
Dance like you've had a little too much to drink
KICK, STEP, KICK, CROSS, STEP, ROCK, RECOVER, STEP (LOST YOUR BALANCE IN THAT KICK?)
1-2
Kick right forward, step right by left
3-4
Kick left forward, step left across right
5-6
Step back right diagonal, rock back on left diagonal
7-8
Recover weight to right, step back left
STEP, STEP, CROSS, CROSS, STEP, STEP, STEP, STEP, STEP (STAGGER FORWARD)
1-2
Step right to right side, step left by right
3
Cross step right forward diagonal to the left
4&
Cross step left forward diagonal to the right, step right forward
5-6
Step left forward diagonal, step right by left
7-8
Step left forward diagonal, step right by left
STEP, TURN, STEP, TURN, SWEEP, STEP, STEP, TURN (HOW DOES THAT TURN GO AGAIN?)
1-2
Step left to left side, step right ¼ turn right
3-4
Step left next to right, step right ¼ turn right
5-6
Sweep left over right, making ½ turn right, step forward right
7-8
Step left to left side, step right ¼ turn right
STEP, STEP, BACK CROSS, STEP, SHUFFLE, CROSS SHUFFLE (STAGGER BACKWARD)
1-2
Step back left diagonal, step right next to left
3-4
Step left diagonal behind right, step right next to left
5&6
Side shuffle to left left - right - left
7&8
Cross shuffle to left right - left - right
ROCK, RECOVER, ROCK, RECOVER, STEP, STEP (JUST WOBBLE HERE A WHILE)
1-2
Rock left to left side, recover right
3-4
Rock left forward, recover right
5-6
Step left next to right, step right to right side
WALK FORWARD, WEAVE, CROSS SHUFFLE (RECOVERING COMPOSURE - AT LEAST FOR A SECOND)
1-4
Walk forward left - right - left - right
5-8
Cross step left over right, step right to right side, step left behind right, step right to right side
1&2
Cross shuffle to right left - right - left