FORWARD RIGHT, HOLD, FORWARD LEFT, HOLD, FORWARD RIGHT, FORWARD LEFT, FORWARD RIGHT, ¼ LEFT
1-4
Step right forward, hold, step left forward, hold
Drag the opposite foot forward on the 'hold'
5-8
Step right forward, step left forward, step right forward, turn ¼ left (weight to right)
BACK LEFT, TOGETHER RIGHT, FORWARD LEFT, HOLD, ¼ LEFT SIDE RIGHT, HOLD, ½ LEFT SIDE LEFT, HOLD
1-4
Step left back, step right together, step left forward, hold
5-6
Turn ¼ left and step right to side, hold
7-8
Turn ½ left and step left to side, hold (12:00)
CROSS ROCK RIGHT, REPLACE LEFT, VINE RIGHT(RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT), ¼ LEFT FORWARD RIGHT, HOLD
1-2
Cross/rock right over left, recover to left
3-6
Step right to side, cross left over right, step right to side, cross left behind right
7-8
Turn ¼ right and step right forward, hold
FORWARD LEFT, HOLD, ½ RIGHT, HOLD, VINE LEFT (LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT)
1-4
Step left forward, hold, turn ½ right (weight to right), hold
5-8
Step left to side, cross right behind left, step left to side, cross right over left
SIDE ROCK LEFT, REPLACE RIGHT, CROSS LEFT, HOLD, SIDE RIGHT, HOLD, ½ LEFT SIDE LEFT, HOLD
1-4
Rock left to side, recover to right, cross left over right, hold
5-8
Step right to side, hold, turn ½ left and step left to side, hold
FORWARD RIGHT, ½ LEFT, FORWARD RIGHT, HOLD, ROCK FORWARD LEFT, REPLACE RIGHT, BACK LEFT, HOLD
1-4
Step right forward, turn ½ left (weight to left), step right forward, hold
5-8
Rock left forward, recover to right, step left back, hold
ROCK BACK RIGHT, REPLACE LEFT, FORWARD RIGHT, HOLD, FORWARD LEFT, ½ RIGHT, FORWARD LEFT, HOLD
1-4
Rock right back, recover to left, step right forward, hold
5-8
Step left forward, turn ½ right (weight to right), step left forward, hold
ROCK FORWARD RIGHT, REPLACE LEFT, ¼ RIGHT FORWARD RIGHT, HOLD, ½ RIGHT BACK LEFT, HOLD, BACK RIGHT, TOGETHER LEFT
1-2
Rock right forward, recover to left
3-4
Turn ¼ right and step right forward, hold
5-6
Turn ½ right and step left back, hold
7-8
Step right back, step left together
The title? Unless I've missed some, this is how many dances I've done. Frightening huh?