Loosely translates to "The Dance Of The Jerks"

FORWARD TOUCH, BACKWARD TOUCH

1-4Step left forward, right touch, step right back, left touch

5-8Repeat steps 1 through 4

LEFT SIDE TOUCH, RIGHT SIDE TOUCH

1-4Left step to side, right touch, right step to side, left touch

5-8Repeat steps 9 through 12

TO THE LEFT CROSSOVERS

1-4Left to the side, right crossover left (turning ¼ left), left to the side (turning ¼ right), right close

5-8Left to the side, right crossover left (turning ¼ left), left to the side (turning ¼ left), right touch

TO THE RIGHT CROSSOVERS

1-4Right to the side, left crossover right (turning ¼ right), right to the side (turning ¼ left), left close

5-8Right to the side, left crossover right (turning ¼ right), right to the side (turning ¼ left), right touch

TWO-STEP LEFT, TWO-STEP RIGHT

1-4Left to the side, right close, left to the side, right touch

5-8Right to the side, left close, right to the side, left touch

FORWARD AND BACK SYNCOPATED PACHANGA STEPS

&1&2Left step forward on diagonal, right step next to left; left step back on diagonal, right step next to left

&3&4Repeat 1 and 2 above

&5&6Left crossover right, right step next to left; left step back, right step next to left

&7&8Repeat 5 and 6 above

&1&2Left forward on diagonal (10:00), right next to left, left back on diagonal (4:00), right next to left

&3&4Left forward on diagonal (2:00), right next to left, left back on diagonal (8:00), right next to left

TWO-STEP LEFT, TWO-STEP RIGHT

1-4Left to the side, right close, left to the side, right touch

5-8Right to the side, left close, right to the side, left touch

REPEAT

La Pachanga De Pendejos

Command Palette