Intro: 8 counts after he says "So I wrote 'em this song"
R Dorothy, L Dorothy, Cross Back, Side Touch, Side Touch
1,2,&
Step R fwd (1), lock L behind R (2), step fwd R (&)
3,4,&
Step L fwd (1), lock R behind L (2), step fwd L (&)
5,6
Cross R over left, (5), step back on left (1/2 jazz box) (6)
&7&8
Step R to R side (&), touch L to instep (7), step L to L side (&),touch R to instep (8) 12:00
R Chassé, L Chassé ¼ L, R Ball Step, Cross L, Unwind ½ Turn R, R Back Lock Back
1&2
Step R to R side (1), step L beside (&), step R to R side (2)
3&4
Turn ¼ L stepping L to L side (3), step R beside L (&), step L to L side (4) 9:00
&5,6
Ball step R (&), Cross L over R, (5) unwind ½ turn R (6) (wt L) 3:00
7&8
Step R back (7), lock L in front of R (&), step back on R (8)
L Coaster, R Kick and Point, L Cross Triple, Ball Step R, ¼ Turn L, Step Back R
1&2
Step L back (1), step R back beside L (&), step L fwd (2)
3&4
Kick R fwd (3), step R down (&), point L to L side (4)
5&6
Step L across R (5), step R to R side (&), step L across R (6)
&7,8
Step on ball of R (&), making ¼ turn L step back on L (7), step back on R (8) 12:00
L Coaster, ¼ Turn R Sailor, L Behind and Cross, Rock R Side and Touch
1&2
Step L back (1), step R back beside L (&), step L fwd (2)
3&4
Step R behind L making ¼ turn R (3), step L to L side (&), step R to R side (4) 3:00
5&6
Step L behind R (5), step R to R side (&), cross L over R (6)
7&8
Rock R to R side, recover on L, touch R to instep
Walk ½ Turn L With Attitude
1-6
Making a ½ turn in total over your left shoulder, walk (with attitude) to your next wall R - L - R - L - R - L - 9:00
RESTART: 1st time at 3:00 (Wall 4) - dance 32 counts ending at 6:00, then two walks (R-L) making a ¼ turn L to 3:00, and Restart
ENDING: 3rd time at 9:00, you will do the dance up to 32 counts (12:00), then make gestures to place toque on your head, swing the tassel/spinner of beanie hat, etc. to fit with the words "pass me my warm knitted winter woolen beanie hat - toque - eh?" and ta-da!
Kevin Closs created and sang this song on the Children's Christmas Telethon, held in December 2020, in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. This telethon raises money for Christmas gifts for underprivileged children in Northeastern Ontario and has been running for over 50 years. Kevin is a local artist from Manitoulin Island in Ontario, Canada. Thank you, Kevin, for your humour, which was especially needed in 2020, and into 2021!
Thank you to Juliet Hamilton, Carole Quirk, and Lindy Bowers for their feedback and assistance. Much appreciated!
Contact Carol for a music source
Carol - dancinfeetinmotion@gmail.com