If you start at the beginning of the vocals, your hands will slap your neck & cheeks when the words mention "he puts on his High Karate after shave".
REDNECK SLAPS:
1-4
Knee pops - right, left, right, left (at the same time, lightly slap neck on right side with right hand, neck on left side with left hand, right cheek with right hand, and left cheek with left hand)
KICK-BALL CHANGE:
5&6
Kick-ball change starting on right foot
7&8
Kick-ball change starting on right foot
MILITARY TURN:
9-10
Step forward on right foot; pivot ½ turn to the left
KICK-BALL CHANGE:
11&12
Kick-ball change starting on right foot
13&14
Kick-ball change starting on right foot
MILITARY TURN:
15-16
Step forward on right foot; pivot ½ turn to the left
BUBBA SPIN (A.K.A. THE MONTEREY SPIN):
17
Point right toe to the right
18
Spin ½ turn to the right (changing weight to the right foot)
19-20
Point left toe out to left; step left foot next to right
JAZZ SQUARE:
21-22
Cross right foot over left; step back on left foot
23-24
Step right foot to right of left; step left foot next to right
SHUFFLE FORWARD & ROCK:
25&26
Shuffle forward (right, left, right)
27-28
Rock forward on left foot; rock backward on right
SHUFFLE BACKWARD & ROCK:
29&30
Shuffle backward (left, right, left)
31-32
Rock backward on right foot; rock forward on left foot