SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, ½ TURN, ½ TURN
1&2
Shuffle forward right, left, right
3&4
Shuffle forward left, right, left
5-6
Step forward on right, turn ½ left and transfer weight to left (6:00)
7&8
Step forward on right, turn ½ left and transfer weight to left (12:00)
SIDE, BEHIND AND TURN, TOUCH, SIDE, BEHIND AND TURN, TOUCH
1-2&
Step right to right side, step left behind right, step right to right side
3-4
Turn ¼ right and step left to left side, touch right beside left with optional head flick (3:00)
5-6&
Step right to right side, step left behind right, step right to right side
7-8
Turn ¼ right and step left to left side, touch right beside left with optional head flick (6:00)
¾ TURN, COASTER STEP, ½ TURN, COASTER STEP
1-2
Turn ¼ right and step right forward, turn ½ right and step left back (3:00)
3&4
Step right back, step left beside right, step right forward
5-6
Step forward on left, turn ½ left and step back on right (9:00)
7&8
Step left back, step right beside left, step left forward
TWIST, BALL, CROSS, TWIST, BALL, CROSS, ½ TURN JAZZ BOX TOUCH
1&2
Twist right knee in front of left knee, step right toe-ball beside left, step left across right
3&4
Twist right knee in front of left knee, step right toe-ball beside left, step left across right
Counts 1-4 are traveling forward at a slight diagonal to the right
5-6&
Cross right over left, turn ¼ right and step back on left, turn ¼ right and step right to right side (3:00)
7-8
Cross left over right, touch right beside left optional: extend arms waist level and too the side and puff out chest
Song says "puff out your chest like a big bullfrog"
Dedicated to Len, who always complains about my funky choreography. I heard the first line and knew it was your kind of country - "Big old porcupine laying dead on the road' yeehaw!