Start 8 counts in from heavy beat on "It's about as bad as it can be"
½ PIVOT TURN LEFT, RIGHT SHUFFLE FORWARD, ½ PIVOT TURN RIGHT, LEFT SHUFFLE FORWARD
1-2
Step forward on right, pivot ½ left
3&4
Right shuffle forward (right, left, right)
5-6
Step forward on left, pivot ½ right
7&8
Left shuffle forward (left, right, left)
RIGHT ROCKING CHAIR, SIDE, TOUCH, ¼ TURN LEFT, TOUCH
1-4
Rock forward on right, recover on left, rock back on right, recover on left
5-6
Step right foot to right, touch left next to right
7-8
Step left ¼ turn left, touch right next to right
PIVOT ¼ TURNS TWICE, LEFT, FORWARD RIGHT SHUFFLE, PIVOT ¼ TURN RIGHT
1-2
Step forward on right, pivot ¼ turn left
3-4
Step forward on right, pivot ¼ turn left
5&6
Right shuffle forward (right, left, right)
7-8
Step forward on left, pivot ¼ turn right
LEFT CROSS, SIDE TOUCH, RIGHT CROSS, SIDE TOUCH, LEFT JAZZ BOX, TOUCH
1-2
Cross left over right, touch right out to right side
3-4
Cross right over left, touch left out to left side
5-8
Cross left over right, step back right, step left to left, touch right beside left
RIGHT SIDE CHASSE, ROCK, RECOVER, LEFT SIDE CHASSE, ROCK, RECOVER
1&2
Step right to right side, close left beside right, step right to right side
3-4
Rock back on left, recover on right
5&6
Step left to left side, close right beside left, step left to left side
7-8
Rock back on right, recover on left
¾ TURN RIGHT, TRIPLE ½ TURN RIGHT, FORWARD ROCK, RECOVER, COASTER STEP
1-2
Step forward ¼ turn right on right, step back on left ½ turn right
3&4
Triple ½ turn right (right, left, right)
5-6
Rock forward on left, recover on right
7&8
Back left coaster step (back left, together right, forward left)