Warning: Dancing to "Classical Gas" by Mason Williams may cause line dance frustration. There is no counting intro. Know the dance well, dance with an even tempo and ignore the triplets and other phrasing pandemonium, and with a little luck you should end up on count 5 facing the front.
RIGHT "JAZZ", HIPS, STOMP, CLAP, SHUFFLE ¼ RIGHT
1-2
Right step across in front; left step back
3&4
Right step side right and bump hips to right; bump hips left; right
5-6
Left stomp forward; hold and clap
Intermediate fun option: 5&6& you can shimmy starting with left down
7&8
Shuffle ¼ right turn right; left; right
LEFT "JAZZ", HIPS, ¼ RIGHT MONTEREY TURN
1-2
Left step across in front; right step back
3&4
Left step side left and bump hips to left; bump hips right; left
5-6
Right touch side right; turn ¼ right on left and step right together
7-8
Left touch side left; left step together
STRUT FORWARD RIGHT, LEFT, FORWARD, ROCK, BACK, ROCK
1-2
Right heel touch forward; right toes down and step
3-4
Left heel touch forward; left toes down and step
5-6
Right step forward; rock back to left
7-8
Right step back; rock forward to left
STOMP, KICK, SHUFFLE SIDE, WEAVE LEFT
1-2
Right stomp forward; left kick diagonal forward-left
3&4
Shuffle side left left; right; left
5-6
Right step across in front; left step side left
7-8
Right step across in back; left step side left
More intermediate fun for "She's Not There" On the 6th and 9th repetitions(refrain of the song), add the following
13
Bump hips left and place left hand on left hip
15
Bump hips right and place right hand on right hip
17-18
Brush hair back with right hand
19-20
Brush hair back with left hand
25
Bend elbows ¼ turn and make a fist
26
Bend elbows ¼ turn and shrug shoulders
Suggest no clap on the 7th rep due to a break.