This is the oldest recorded line dance. According to Lana Harvey, keedance@juno.com, who first put the dance into words, this dance was found in picture form on the walls of a cave in France. Or not.
STOMPS
1-2
Stomp forward left. Stomp a little farther forward left.
3-4
Stomp forward right. Stomp a little farther forward right.
5-6
Stomp left to left. Stomp right to right.
7
Hold.
&8
Stomp left to center. Stomp right next to left.
MORE STOMPS
9-10
Stomp left to left. Stomp right next to left, no weight.
11-12
Stomp right to right. Stomp left next to right.
13-14
Stomp right to right. Stomp left next to right, no weight.
15-16
Stomp left to left. Stomp right next to left.
STOMP BACK AND FORWARD
17-18
Stomp back left, right.
19-20
Stomp back left. Stomp right next to left.
21-22
Stomp forward on left. Stomp right next to left.
23-24
Stomp back on left. Stomp right next to left.
STOMP TURNS
25-26
Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
27-28
Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
29-30
Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
31
Hold.
&32
Stomp left in place. Stomp right next to left.
REPEAT
Permission is granted (since Ned is obviously not with us anymore) to: 1. Dress up like a Neanderthal and do this dance 2. Put this dance on any website 3. Copy this dance for your own use 4. Hit the delete key and erase all trace that you ever saw this dance...