Note: This dance is meant to be comical like the song and comedic movements are encouraged.
I. HEEL, HOOK, HEEL, HITCH; STOMP, STOMP, PIGEON TOES
1-2
Touch R heel forward, hook R over L shin
3-4
Touch R heel forward, hitch R
5-6
Stomp R forward, step L forward
7-8
Stand on balls of both feet, split heels apart, return them together, weight on L
II. FORWARD-ROCK, RECOVER, BACK, HITCH; BACK, HITCH, BACK-ROCK, RECOVER
1-2
Rock R forward, recover to L
7-8
Rock R back, recover to L
III. PIVOT ¼ R-TURN; ROCKING CHAIR
1-4
Step forward, hold, making ½ turn left, weight to L, hold (6:00)
5-8
Rock R forward, recover to L, rock R back, recover to L
IV. PIVOT ¼ R-TURN, ROCKING CHAIR
1-4
Step forward, hold, making ½ turn left, weight to L, hold (12:00)
5-8
Rock R forward, recover to L, rock R back, recover to L
Optional styling for count 5: Step R heel forward (with weight instead of step R foot forward)
V. SIDE, TOUCH, STEP ¼ L-TURN, TOUCH; V-STEP
1-2
Step R side, touch L together
3-4
Making ¼ turn left step L (9:00), touch R together
5-6
Step R forward diagonally, step L forward diagonally
7-8
Step R to center, step L together
Optional styling for count 5: Step R heel forward (with weight instead of step R foot forward)
VI. CROSS, SIDE, BEHIND, SIDE, OVER, SCUFF
5-8
Step R behind, step L side, step R over, scuff L forward
VII. JAZZ BOX ¼ L-TURN ENDING WITH TOUCH
1-2
Step L ball over, drop L heel
3-4
Step R ball back, drop R heel
5-6
Making ¼ turn left step L ball L side, drop L heel (6:00)
7-8
Touch R together, hold
Optional for counts 7-8: Stomp R, hitch R
VIII. VINE WITH MODIFIED HITCH X2
1-4
Step R side, step L behind, step R side, hitch L with L knee facing L forward diagonally and L toes pointed up and outward (duck footed)
5-8
Step L side, step R behind, step L side, hitch R with R knee facing R forward diagonally and R toes pointed up and outward (duck footed) up and outward
Optional 1-8: Basic vines with either hitches or touches on counts 4 and 8
Suggested styling options or counts 4 and 8: Raise arms out to side with hands/palms facing forward. You may also choose to slap the side of the leg you hitch.
ENDING: After 12 counts of wall 9 facing 6:00:
½ L-TURN SHUFFLE: Making ¼ turn left step R side (3:00), step R together, making ¼ turn left step L forward (12:00)
Last Update – 1 Mar. 2025 – R1