Intro - 32 beats (after opening monologue & popping cork)
S1. Point R toe fwd, side, return, hitch, jazz box R
1-2
Point R toe fwd, point R toe out R
3-4
Step R next to L, hitch R
5-6
Step R back, step L next to R
7-8
Step R fwd, step L next to R
S2. Point L toe out L, hook L over R, L cross shuffle fwd, 1/2 step turn L, R mambo step
1-2
Point L toe out fwd, L, hook L over R
3&4
Step L fwd, step R behind L, step L fwd
5-6
Turning 1/2 L step fwd R, L
7&8
Step R fwd, step L back, step R next to L
S3. Turning 1/4 R, step L, R, L mambo step, R heel grind turning 1/2 L, R coaster step
1-2
Turning 1/4 R, step L over R, step R next to L
3&4
Step L fwd, step R back, step L next to R
5-6
Turn 1/2 turn L on R heel, finishing with weight on L
7&8
Step R back, step L fwd, step R next to L
S4. Step fwd L, R, L coaster step, stomp R, L, R kick ball step
1-2
Step L fwd, step R next to L
3&4
Step L back, step R fwd, step L next to R
5-6
Stomp R fwd, stomp L next to R
7&8
Kick R fwd, step L fwd, step R next to L
Finish final kick ball step with 1/4 turn R to face front